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In which our alien attempts to penetrate the mysteries of Barbiecore
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September 2022

In which our alien visitor reveals a bold attempt from an unseen source to make all living things impervious to decay — if it doesn't kill them first
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August 2022

In which our alien considers the fracturing of human society into mutually contemptuous Tribes of Truth, and proposes a brand new structure to house…
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June 2022

In Which Our Alien Discusses His Encounter with the Latest Disease Traveling the Globe and Wonders to Himself: Is There a Doctor in the Cosmos?
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May 2022

In which our alien marvels at the extraordinary fears unleashed when all 280 characters can be dominated by one
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March 2022

In which our alien witnesses one war, puzzles through many stories and comes to no discernible conclusion
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February 2022

In which our alien stares into the abyss of a potential cataclysm, along with the rest of humanity, and considers the consequences of a long game of…
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In which our alien makes contact with the many different frequencies and airwaves that, seen or unseen, facilitate contact amongst the earth's most…
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January 2022

In which our alien surveys the frantic deployment of replacement humans across the globe, and considers the odd fate of a robot planet
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December 2021

In which our alien considers yet another year confined with the humans, and another year of the humans trapped with themselves
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In Which Our Alien Contemplates a Retelling of a Favored Future History
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November 2021

In which our alien considers the never-ending battles waged around the holiday season, and suggests a unique escalation of the conflict
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