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Alien Newsletter #26: Universal Omnipresence Barbie
In which our alien attempts to penetrate the mysteries of Barbiecore
Nov 4, 2022
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September 2022
Alien Newsletter #25: Chemicals Are Forever
In which our alien visitor reveals a bold attempt from an unseen source to make all living things impervious to decay — if it doesn't kill them first
Sep 16, 2022
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August 2022
Alien Newsletter #24: Too Much Disinformation
In which our alien considers the fracturing of human society into mutually contemptuous Tribes of Truth, and proposes a brand new structure to house…
Aug 5, 2022
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June 2022
Alien Newsletter #23: Monkey Poxing (or Whatever the WTO Chooses to Call It) Around
In Which Our Alien Discusses His Encounter with the Latest Disease Traveling the Globe and Wonders to Himself: Is There a Doctor in the Cosmos?
Jun 17, 2022
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May 2022
Alien Newsletter #22: Elon Musk Learns How to Fly (or at least Tweet)
In which our alien marvels at the extraordinary fears unleashed when all 280 characters can be dominated by one
May 3, 2022
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Alien Newsletter #22: Elon Musk Learns How to Fly (or at least Tweet)
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March 2022
Alien Newsletter #21: On the Market
In which our alien witnesses one war, puzzles through many stories and comes to no discernible conclusion
Mar 18, 2022
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February 2022
Alien Newsletter #20: The Ukraine Invasion To-Be
In which our alien stares into the abyss of a potential cataclysm, along with the rest of humanity, and considers the consequences of a long game of…
Feb 19, 2022
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Alien Newsletter #19: Nothin' but a 5G Thing
In which our alien makes contact with the many different frequencies and airwaves that, seen or unseen, facilitate contact amongst the earth's most…
Feb 4, 2022
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January 2022
Alien Newsletter #18: We, Robot
In which our alien surveys the frantic deployment of replacement humans across the globe, and considers the odd fate of a robot planet
Jan 21, 2022
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December 2021
Alien Newsletter #17: The End of Days/2021
In which our alien considers yet another year confined with the humans, and another year of the humans trapped with themselves
Dec 24, 2021
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Alien Newsletter #16: Clair De Dune
In Which Our Alien Contemplates a Retelling of a Favored Future History
Dec 10, 2021
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November 2021
Alien Newsletter #15: The Interstellar War on Christmas
In which our alien considers the never-ending battles waged around the holiday season, and suggests a unique escalation of the conflict
Nov 26, 2021
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