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Alien Newsletter #26: Universal Omnipresence Barbie
In which our alien attempts to penetrate the mysteries of Barbiecore
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September 2022
August 2022
June 2022
Alien Newsletter #23: Monkey Poxing (or Whatever the WTO Chooses to Call It) Around
In Which Our Alien Discusses His Encounter with the Latest Disease Traveling the Globe and Wonders to Himself: Is There a Doctor in the Cosmos?
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May 2022
Alien Newsletter #22: Elon Musk Learns How to Fly (or at least Tweet)
In which our alien marvels at the extraordinary fears unleashed when all 280 characters can be dominated by one
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March 2022
Alien Newsletter #21: On the Market
In which our alien witnesses one war, puzzles through many stories and comes to no discernible conclusion
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February 2022
Alien Newsletter #20: The Ukraine Invasion To-Be
In which our alien stares into the abyss of a potential cataclysm, along with the rest of humanity, and considers the consequences of a long game of…
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Alien Newsletter #19: Nothin' but a 5G Thing
In which our alien makes contact with the many different frequencies and airwaves that, seen or unseen, facilitate contact amongst the earth's most…
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January 2022
Alien Newsletter #18: We, Robot
In which our alien surveys the frantic deployment of replacement humans across the globe, and considers the odd fate of a robot planet
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December 2021
Alien Newsletter #17: The End of Days/2021
In which our alien considers yet another year confined with the humans, and another year of the humans trapped with themselves
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Alien Newsletter #16: Clair De Dune
In Which Our Alien Contemplates a Retelling of a Favored Future History
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November 2021
Alien Newsletter #15: The Interstellar War on Christmas
In which our alien considers the never-ending battles waged around the holiday season, and suggests a unique escalation of the conflict
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