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Alien Newsletter #26: Universal Omnipresence Barbie
In which our alien attempts to penetrate the mysteries of Barbiecore
Thee Network
Nov 4, 2022
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Alien Newsletter #25: Chemicals Are Forever
In which our alien visitor reveals a bold attempt from an unseen source to make all living things impervious to decay — if it doesn't kill them first
Thee Network
Sep 16, 2022
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Alien Newsletter #24: Too Much Disinformation
In which our alien considers the fracturing of human society into mutually contemptuous Tribes of Truth, and proposes a brand new structure to house…
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Aug 5, 2022
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Alien Newsletter #23: Monkey Poxing (or Whatever the WTO Chooses to Call It) Around
In Which Our Alien Discusses His Encounter with the Latest Disease Traveling the Globe and Wonders to Himself: Is There a Doctor in the Cosmos?
Thee Network
Jun 17, 2022
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Alien Newsletter #22: Elon Musk Learns How to Fly (or at least Tweet)
In which our alien marvels at the extraordinary fears unleashed when all 280 characters can be dominated by one
Thee Network
May 3, 2022
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Alien Newsletter #21: On the Market
In which our alien witnesses one war, puzzles through many stories and comes to no discernible conclusion
Thee Network
Mar 18, 2022
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Alien Newsletter #20: The Ukraine Invasion To-Be
In which our alien stares into the abyss of a potential cataclysm, along with the rest of humanity, and considers the consequences of a long game of…
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Feb 19, 2022
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Alien Newsletter #19: Nothin' but a 5G Thing
In which our alien makes contact with the many different frequencies and airwaves that, seen or unseen, facilitate contact amongst the earth's most…
Thee Network
Feb 4, 2022
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