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Alien Newsletter #26: Universal Omnipresence Barbie
In which our alien attempts to penetrate the mysteries of Barbiecore
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Alien Newsletter #25: Chemicals Are Forever
In which our alien visitor reveals a bold attempt from an unseen source to make all living things impervious to decay — if it doesn't kill them first
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Alien Newsletter #24: Too Much Disinformation
In which our alien considers the fracturing of human society into mutually contemptuous Tribes of Truth, and proposes a brand new structure to house…
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Alien Newsletter #23: Monkey Poxing (or Whatever the WTO Chooses to Call It) Around
In Which Our Alien Discusses His Encounter with the Latest Disease Traveling the Globe and Wonders to Himself: Is There a Doctor in the Cosmos?
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Alien Newsletter #22: Elon Musk Learns How to Fly (or at least Tweet)
In which our alien marvels at the extraordinary fears unleashed when all 280 characters can be dominated by one
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Alien Newsletter #21: On the Market
In which our alien witnesses one war, puzzles through many stories and comes to no discernible conclusion
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Alien Newsletter #20: The Ukraine Invasion To-Be
In which our alien stares into the abyss of a potential cataclysm, along with the rest of humanity, and considers the consequences of a long game of…
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